Ricky Matthews

: Massive tornadoes strike Texas, killing 6, injuring 100

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:54:41 -0400

: Massive tornadoes strike Texas, killing 6, injuring 100:

Yesterday I gave a forecast concerning the tornadic potential for Texas. In it I said that if it were not for the high LCL’s the environment is incredibly primed for tornadoes. I was dead wrong as the moisture return was greater than I had called for and the surface temps stayed low enough to…

Exactly! There is never such a thing as “just a slight risk!” The EF-3 Suffolk Tornado and the Hampton Tornado both occurred on slight risk days too!

feistie: A kid was walking around school wearing this today and...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:18:03 -0400

feistie:

A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.

Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.

Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.

Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.

theweatherguy: hate-d: powerful image I have so many...

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:22:42 -0400

theweatherguy:

hate-d:

powerful image

I have so many questions…

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Tue, 14 May 2013 23:33:28 -0400

tastefullyoffensive: Comedian Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on...

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:12:17 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

Comedian Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”.

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Tue, 14 May 2013 16:37:33 -0400

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Tue, 14 May 2013 00:59:48 -0400

remindmetobr3athe: never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:59:06 -0400

remindmetobr3athe:

never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you

collegehumor: Work Sucks: Tornado Warnings Don’t Apply To...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:18:32 -0400

collegehumor:

Work Sucks: Tornado Warnings Don’t Apply To Assh*les

I’m a security officer and work in a big office building. One night we received a tornado warning so I then evacuated the 85 employees that were still there down to the shelter. I then patrolled all three floors to look for anyone who may have not heard the evacuation announcement. I found one guy in his office who refused to leave stating “Those procedures are for hourly employees and I am busy so please shut my door.” I made two more attempts to get him to the shelter, letting him know that if hes not following procedure that he’s free to go home as I can’t legally hold him in the building however I let him know that should he choose to stay he must follow company procedures regardless of payroll status. He told me to get off my power trip and get out of his face. I went down to the shelter mere seconds before the roof was starting to cave in. When it was all done, I went up to check on him and he fallen to the floor and his desk was laying on top of his cold quivering wet body. He had the balls to then ask me for help.

- Anonymous

This is kinda awesome haha

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Mon, 13 May 2013 00:34:50 -0400

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Sun, 12 May 2013 15:08:23 -0400

infamousdior: THEY FOREVER LYING!!!! #WEATHER #Weatherman...

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:17:00 -0400

infamousdior:

THEY FOREVER LYING!!!! #WEATHER #Weatherman #Forcast #News #TodaysForecast

OOOOH oh shit dawg yeah we are forever lying!. Also, you spelt forecast wrong and your caption doesn’t make any sense…

trendingvideotube: http://www.trendingvideotube.com/2013/05/weat...

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:15:46 -0400

trendingvideotube:

http://www.trendingvideotube.com/2013/05/weatherman-hiccup-news-blooper.html
Weatherman Hiccup News Blooper

carelesscatastrophe: I don’t know This is me some days…

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:15:35 -0400

carelesscatastrophe:

I don’t know

This is me some days…

niknak79: You have a valid argument

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:05:15 -0400

niknak79:

You have a valid argument

arglist: “where are you going to college” “what do you want to go to college for” “have you decided...

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:01:49 -0400

arglist:

“where are you going to college”

“what do you want to go to college for”

“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”

edwardspoonhands: lips-richmond: game over AMAZING GIRL IN...

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:00:00 -0400

edwardspoonhands:

lips-richmond:

game over

AMAZING GIRL IN THE BACKGROUND!

Don’t be that dude…

wordishness: I drove on the Monitor-Merrimack Bridge-Tunnel...

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:41:44 -0400

wordishness:

I drove on the Monitor-Merrimack Bridge-Tunnel today. Here’s the tunnel. We used to try to hold our breath the whole time we were inside… Try it… if you dare.

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Sat, 11 May 2013 23:37:53 -0400

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Sat, 11 May 2013 23:35:59 -0400