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svrwxchaser: Yesterday I gave a forecast concerning the tornadic potential for Texas. In it I said that if it were not for the high LCL’s the environment is incredibly primed for tornadoes. I was dead wrong as the moisture return was greater than I had called for and the surface temps stayed low enough to… Exactly! There is never such a thing as “just a slight risk!” The EF-3...
remindmetobr3athe: never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you
arglist: “where are you going to college” “what do you want to go to college for” “have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”
wordishness: I drove on the Monitor-Merrimack Bridge-Tunnel today. Here’s the tunnel. We used to try to hold our breath the whole time we were inside… Try it… if you dare.
It’s almost summer, better start working on my tan. *turns up laptop brightness*
Anonymous asked: 3/4/13/15/21/24
01: Your current relationship, if single discuss how single life is.
02: Where you’d like to be in 10 years.
03: Your views on drugs and alcohol.
04: Your views on religion.
05: A time you thought about ending your own life.
06: Write 30 interesting facts about yourself.
07: Your zodiac sign and if you think it fits your personality.
08: A moment you felt the most satisfied with your life.
09: How you hope your future will be like.
10: Discuss your first love and first kiss.
11: Put your ipod on shuffle and write 10 songs that pop up.
12: Bullet your whole day.
13: Somewhere you’d like to move or visit.
14: Your earliest memory.
15: Your favorite tumblrs.
16: Your views on mainstream music.
17: Your highs and lows of this past year.
18: Your beliefs.
19: Disrespecting your parents.
20: How important you think education is.
21: One of your favorite shows.
22: How have you changed in the past 2 years?
23: Give pictures of 5 guys who are famous who you find attractive.
24: Your favorite movie and what it’s about.
25: Someone who fascinates you and why.
26: What kind of person attracts you.
27: A problem that you have had.
28: Something that you miss.
29: Goals for the next 30 days.
30: Your highs and lows of this month.
I'm so fucking bored please.
bidenette: it was the besta bynes it was the worsta bynes
getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
getting an 80% on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)
demoncolbert: the easiest way to tell if someone is knowledgeable about astronomy is to ask their opinion on plutos planetary status
yesthatisascoreboard: Oh fuck, if there was an Uh-Huh Guy soundboard, I’d still buy it within seconds, even with how problematic he is.
omysam: i wonder if teachers play the “who’s a virgin” game in their heads in class
pyreclaws: prettyinpinkprep: If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory...